I've seen enough infomercials (just like you) to know that if the world were in black and white, we'd all be fucked. Think about it-- At the beginning of every infomercial, a normal person is seen attempting a normal person task (cleaning red wine out of a shag carpet, making a smoothie, answering the phone while staying warm under a blanket), but in the world without color, everyone makes a mess, chores can't get done, and your family will hate you.
However, there seems to be one task that will never get easier: SIT-UPS.
Seriously, every other infomercial tells you the newest way to get King Leonidas-style abs, and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM shows poor people needlessly injuring their necks enduring the painful, grueling torture that is SITTING UP. Christopher Knight (you know, the middle-aged guy who played the middle Brady boy?) takes pity on you. That's a new level of pathetic. The sit-up is barely even an exercise. Sometimes it sucks, but doing them is a step away from having a black and white society, regardless of what 70's television stars tell you.
However, there seems to be one task that will never get easier: SIT-UPS.
Seriously, every other infomercial tells you the newest way to get King Leonidas-style abs, and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM shows poor people needlessly injuring their necks enduring the painful, grueling torture that is SITTING UP. Christopher Knight (you know, the middle-aged guy who played the middle Brady boy?) takes pity on you. That's a new level of pathetic. The sit-up is barely even an exercise. Sometimes it sucks, but doing them is a step away from having a black and white society, regardless of what 70's television stars tell you.
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